Saturday, June 19, 2010
Alright, what a great way to celebrate WATER WEEK @ Orchard Road.Joke Of The Day!
In math class.
Teacher: Billy, if there are 5 birds on the tree and i shoot 1. How many are there left?"
Billy: "None because the rest will fly away."
Teacher: " Answer is 4, but i like they way u think."
Billy then asks the Teacher: " There are 3 women eating ice cream cones, 1 licking, 1 sucking and 1 biting. Which 1 is married?"
Teacher answers nervously: " The 1 sucking?"
Billy: " Answer is the 1 with the wedding ring but I like the way u think!"
Video Of The Day!
See how a gorilla saved a badly injured boy who fell into their enclosure
and finally...
Quote Of The Day!
You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've been.
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